Wednesday's Whimsical Words

count me in
This means yes, I will definitely do it.
Example:
A: Who wants to go to the pizza party on Friday night?
B: Count me in!


catty wampus

This means that something is all twisted or somehow messed up; out of order; not straight; crooked; an embarrassing disaster
Example:

I tried to have a dinner party, but everything went catty wampus.